A five-shots-of-anything-for-$10 deal, a young Tom Selleck lookalike, a swollen ankle, a cop car, a lost cab, and bumfuck Brooklyn . . . “Guys We Fucked” co-host Krystyna Hutchinson opens up about a New Year’s Eve to remember (and regret).

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