It is always heartbreaking to find out that your children are not living their lives to the exact specifications you provided in detail when they were conceived all those years ago. Read more
Bad Advice On Boundaries And Birthing
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Bad Advice On Grammar-Policing Gender-Neutral Pronouns
Which do you prioritize? Living, breathing people — members of a systemically and institutionally marginalized minority — or a theoretical concept? Read more
Bad Advice On Family-Destroying Cat Worship
Nothing has the potential to traumatize cats like being left alone, away from unfamiliar other cats, for a few hours in their own homes where they always live. Read more
Bad Advice On The Etiquette Of Boning Your Daughter’s Best Friend
‘Thank you for your concern regarding adherence to established procedures before fucking your daughter’s best friend.’ Read more
Bad Advice On The Bougie-Butt Kings Of American Capitalism
Welcome to our latest Bad Advice column! Stay tuned every Tuesday for more terrible guidance based on actual letters. Read more
Bad Advice On Calling Women ‘The Mrs.’
It is a sorry thing that this young bride continues to entertain fantasies about self-determination. Read more
Bad Advice On Baby Showers For Dads
Is there anything more foul than the scoundrel who takes an interest in the rearing of his offspring? Read more