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I’m The Predator And I Think I’m Guilty Of Culturally Appropriating Dreadlocks
Dreadlocks are part of a cultural identity which I don’t have the right to adopt, as a member of a privileged, historically oppressive, violence-seeking, Xenomorph-slaying alien race. Read more
Literary Grift: A Primer For The Modern Woman
Publishing is a snake pit filled with venomous but charming creatures in rumpled suits. This handy guide* will help you spot the cons, the fakes, and the shady characters you’ll encounter on your journey. You can’t avoid them all, but knowledge is power. Read more
‘Great British Bake Off’ Or Feedback From My Editor? You Decide!
Sure, ‘The Great British Bake Off’ is a pleasant, low stakes competition, but any writer who watches the judging portion will likely find themselves seized by frightening flashbacks to the last time they submitted their work. Read more
The (Christmas) Bells
In a clamorous appealing to the mercy of my folly,
In a mad interpolation demanding I stay jolly,
Making my skin feel crawly
With a new hatred of holly
And a resolute desire
To shout at Target’s newest hire. Read more
Now That’s Girl Power! A Conversation With A Female Serial Killer
Like most women in demanding positions, Jocelyn’s appearance determines how seriously people take her: it decides whether or not a victim will scream when they see her coming; whether or not she’ll get the leading role in someone’s nightmare; and whether or not her legacy will live on in campfire ghost stories and Lifetime dramas. Read more
9 Tips For Transgirls Dealing With Cisgendereds In Public Bathrooms
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES MAKE EYE CONTACT.
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Alternative Careers For Male Casualties Of The #MeToo Movement
At this point we’re lucky if we dominate just 99% of corporate culture, politics, and the world at large. It’s like we’re barely running everything anymore. Read more
All Hail NewConstitution
Thou shalt not commit adultery unless thou art a celebrity, in which case, they let thee do anything. Read more
‘Alt-Right’ Little Rabbit Foo Foo
The Good Fairy is the real racist, because she’s destroying Little Rabbit civilization. Read more