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Bad Advice On Treasonous American Women Who Worship British Royalty
Women are dim-witted fools who will cotton on to anything shiny because they are too dumb to know the difference between fantasy and reality. Read more
Bad Advice On Employing A Sexual Harasser To Teach Your Child
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Bad Advice On Entitled, Delinquent, Angry Grandfathers
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Bad Advice On Grammar-Policing Gender-Neutral Pronouns
Which do you prioritize? Living, breathing people — members of a systemically and institutionally marginalized minority — or a theoretical concept? Read more
Bad Advice On Family-Destroying Cat Worship
Nothing has the potential to traumatize cats like being left alone, away from unfamiliar other cats, for a few hours in their own homes where they always live. Read more
Bad Advice On Berating Your Fat Friends’ Parenting Skills
Fat people are always an unsightly bother to those who have the upstanding moral judgment and good sense to be thin, but a fat person who is not sufficiently ashamed of their size is a problem of another order. Read more
Bad Advice On The Etiquette Of Boning Your Daughter’s Best Friend
‘Thank you for your concern regarding adherence to established procedures before fucking your daughter’s best friend.’ Read more
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Bad Advice On Judging Your Friend’s Gross Slutty Instagram Photos
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