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I Am Matthew McConaughey, And I Am Your Best Self
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I’m The Predator And I Think I’m Guilty Of Culturally Appropriating Dreadlocks
Dreadlocks are part of a cultural identity which I don’t have the right to adopt, as a member of a privileged, historically oppressive, violence-seeking, Xenomorph-slaying alien race. Read more
Literary Grift: A Primer For The Modern Woman
Publishing is a snake pit filled with venomous but charming creatures in rumpled suits. This handy guide* will help you spot the cons, the fakes, and the shady characters you’ll encounter on your journey. You can’t avoid them all, but knowledge is power. Read more
‘Great British Bake Off’ Or Feedback From My Editor? You Decide!
Sure, ‘The Great British Bake Off’ is a pleasant, low stakes competition, but any writer who watches the judging portion will likely find themselves seized by frightening flashbacks to the last time they submitted their work. Read more
The (Christmas) Bells
In a clamorous appealing to the mercy of my folly,
In a mad interpolation demanding I stay jolly,
Making my skin feel crawly
With a new hatred of holly
And a resolute desire
To shout at Target’s newest hire. Read more
The Eight Limbs Of #InstaYoga
Instagram is the digital ashram of the twenty-first century, where yogis gather to heighten their self-worth, celebrate their good health and fortune, and foster their flock of oh-so-flexible disciples. Read more
Now That’s Girl Power! A Conversation With A Female Serial Killer
Like most women in demanding positions, Jocelyn’s appearance determines how seriously people take her: it decides whether or not a victim will scream when they see her coming; whether or not she’ll get the leading role in someone’s nightmare; and whether or not her legacy will live on in campfire ghost stories and Lifetime dramas. Read more
Conviction Or Confirmation: A Handy Flowchart For Turbulent Times!
In these turbulent and confusing times it can be difficult to know where you stand once you’ve been accused of a crime. Since these things can be so difficult to predict, here’s a handy flowchart that should help. Read more
9 Tips For Transgirls Dealing With Cisgendereds In Public Bathrooms
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES MAKE EYE CONTACT.
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Alternative Careers For Male Casualties Of The #MeToo Movement
At this point we’re lucky if we dominate just 99% of corporate culture, politics, and the world at large. It’s like we’re barely running everything anymore. Read more