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Heroic Men Share Stories Of Times They Didn’t Sexually Harass Women
These brave, upstanding men are an inspiration to us all. Read more
‘Alt-Right’ Little Rabbit Foo Foo
The Good Fairy is the real racist, because she’s destroying Little Rabbit civilization. Read more
Periods, Mansplained
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What Happens When Four Anti-iPhone, Salty-Ass Texan Women Argue About Cats
In my family, the presence of Siri has fundamentally, and forever, changed us. Read more
Congratulations On Your Acceptance To Goop Academy Of Witchcraft & Wizardry
The selection committee was particularly impressed with your kale porridge detox recipe. Read more
Bad Advice On Treasonous American Women Who Worship British Royalty
Women are dim-witted fools who will cotton on to anything shiny because they are too dumb to know the difference between fantasy and reality. Read more
If You Want Me And Your Father To Help With Rent, Please Pass This Test
A bank of words is provided, but — as with your degrees in Anthropology and Environmental Science — some may not be used. Read more
Bad Advice On Entitled, Delinquent, Angry Grandfathers
Welcome to our latest Bad Advice column! Stay tuned every Tuesday for more terrible guidance based on actual letters. Read more
Bad Advice On Berating Your Fat Friends’ Parenting Skills
Fat people are always an unsightly bother to those who have the upstanding moral judgment and good sense to be thin, but a fat person who is not sufficiently ashamed of their size is a problem of another order. Read more