Dreadlocks are part of a cultural identity which I don’t have the right to adopt, as a member of a privileged, historically oppressive, violence-seeking, Xenomorph-slaying alien race. Read more
Publishing is a snake pit filled with venomous but charming creatures in rumpled suits. This handy guide* will help you spot the cons, the fakes, and the shady characters you’ll encounter on your journey. You can’t avoid them all, but knowledge is power. Read more
Instagram is the digital ashram of the twenty-first century, where yogis gather to heighten their self-worth, celebrate their good health and fortune, and foster their flock of oh-so-flexible disciples. Read more
Like most women in demanding positions, Jocelyn’s appearance determines how seriously people take her: it decides whether or not a victim will scream when they see her coming; whether or not she’ll get the leading role in someone’s nightmare; and whether or not her legacy will live on in campfire ghost stories and Lifetime dramas. Read more
In these turbulent and confusing times it can be difficult to know where you stand once you’ve been accused of a crime. Since these things can be so difficult to predict, here’s a handy flowchart that should help. Read more
At this point we’re lucky if we dominate just 99% of corporate culture, politics, and the world at large. It’s like we’re barely running everything anymore. Read more
Thou shalt not commit adultery unless thou art a celebrity, in which case, they let thee do anything. Read more
These brave, upstanding men are an inspiration to us all. Read more
If you need your wife to don Lorals’ ironclad, single-use, nonporous, vanilla-scented underwear to get her there, then your enthusiasm for licking is lacking, Jeff. Read more
A bank of words is provided, but — as with your degrees in Anthropology and Environmental Science — some may not be used. Read more
