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Bad Advice On Judging Your Friend’s Gross Slutty Instagram Photos
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Bad Advice On The Woes Of Loving A Flagrantly Racist Cop
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Bad Advice On Making A Custom Thong Bikini For Your 7-Year-Old
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With FREE SPEECH Act, Trump Fights Hostile Press, Makes America Great!
The momentous Act authorizes only the most truthful reports about the president’s words and activities, which are very impressive. Read more
Bad Advice On Being Brutally Honest To Pitifully Ugly Friends
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Adult Fairy Tales For Millennials
All the internet-based outlets wanted The Princess to write for exposure. Read more
Mad Lib For An Ineffectual GOP Response To The Latest Mass Shooting
There’s a lot to do in a day, and there are a lot of mass shootings. This handy guide will make preparing your statement a snap! Read more
Bad Advice On Staying With A Trump Supporter For The Great Sex
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‘You Can Go As Far As You Like In My Great Big Oldsmobile!’
In this 1932 commercial one lucky dame gets to be the Queen of a Gas Machine. (And the recipient of manifold gropings!) Read more