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Congratulations On Your New Baby, Who Must Save Us All
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Gifts To Give Your Trump-Supporting Family!
With our country so divided by politics (and so very angry!), it’s hard to know what to get your Trump-loving relatives for the holidays. But have no fear! This guide will arm you with bucket loads of holiday . . . sorry, CHRISTMAS cheer. Read more
10 Sincere Questions For The People Trolling Me Because I’m Jewish
When you say “she’s going to love my oven,” are you referring to your home kitchen? I personally have a very old oven in my apartment and I have *not* been loving it. Read more
Bad Advice On Vengeful Wedding Debauchery
Welcome to our latest Bad Advice column! Stay tuned every Tuesday for more terrible guidance based on actual letters. Read more
A Love Poem To The Finger-Waggling Trucker
By Teresa Spencer Welcome to our series “Love Poems to Cat Callers”! Every week we’ll bring you a new poem by Teresa Spencer, read by a different woman celebrating the joy that is being sexually degraded on the street. This week, Anne Thériault reads her tender homage. https://medium.com/media/bc0f2e73c4b2a29049ebbef370aab6f2/href To the Trucker A prose poem to the trucker who Read more
What I Mean When I Say ‘YAAAAAAS Queen’
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Is My Friend Still Bisexual? A Handy Guide
Never feel confused again! Read more
How to Make Yourself Look Like The Rage-Face Emoji
Welcome to Make Your Face, a makeup tutorial series with a simple mission: makeup by you (me) for your (my) own entertainment, Establishment-style. I’m a pretty sunny person. I don’t get mad often. When I was younger I stayed angry all the time, simmering away beneath whatever was happening on my face, and I think Read more
An Open Letter To Anyone Thinking About Writing An Open Letter
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Birth Control Reminds Women Of Barren Sex Life
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