Thou shalt not commit adultery unless thou art a celebrity, in which case, they let thee do anything. Read more
All Hail NewConstitution
Wit+Whimsy
A Brand Style Guide For Women™
It’s not pandering if it’s Empowering™, am I right, ladies? Read more
‘Alt-Right’ Little Rabbit Foo Foo
The Good Fairy is the real racist, because she’s destroying Little Rabbit civilization. Read more
Periods, Mansplained
‘I promise you it’s totally possible to get rid of cramps through exercise.’ Read more
Congratulations On Your Acceptance To Goop Academy Of Witchcraft & Wizardry
The selection committee was particularly impressed with your kale porridge detox recipe. Read more
Dear Jeff, California, 35: Do You Enjoy Going Down On Your Wife?
If you need your wife to don Lorals’ ironclad, single-use, nonporous, vanilla-scented underwear to get her there, then your enthusiasm for licking is lacking, Jeff. Read more
Bad Advice On Boundaries And Birthing
It is always heartbreaking to find out that your children are not living their lives to the exact specifications you provided in detail when they were conceived all those years ago. Read more
Bad Advice On Treasonous American Women Who Worship British Royalty
Women are dim-witted fools who will cotton on to anything shiny because they are too dumb to know the difference between fantasy and reality. Read more
Pro-Cannibalism Speaker Sparks Protest At University
Students say they’ve been targeted as potential culinary victims and live in fear for their own lives. Read more
Pro-Cannibalism Speaker Sparks Protest At Milwaukee University
Students say they’ve been targeted as potential culinary victims and live in fear for their own lives. Read more