It is always heartbreaking to find out that your children are not living their lives to the exact specifications you provided in detail when they were conceived all those years ago. Read more
Bad Advice On Boundaries And Birthing
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If You Want Me And Your Father To Help With Rent, Please Pass This Test
A bank of words is provided, but — as with your degrees in Anthropology and Environmental Science — some may not be used. Read more
Bad Advice On Entitled, Delinquent, Angry Grandfathers
Welcome to our latest Bad Advice column! Stay tuned every Tuesday for more terrible guidance based on actual letters. Read more
Bad Advice On Grammar-Policing Gender-Neutral Pronouns
Which do you prioritize? Living, breathing people — members of a systemically and institutionally marginalized minority — or a theoretical concept? Read more
Bad Advice On Family-Destroying Cat Worship
Nothing has the potential to traumatize cats like being left alone, away from unfamiliar other cats, for a few hours in their own homes where they always live. Read more
Bad Advice On Berating Your Fat Friends’ Parenting Skills
Fat people are always an unsightly bother to those who have the upstanding moral judgment and good sense to be thin, but a fat person who is not sufficiently ashamed of their size is a problem of another order. Read more
Bad Advice On The Etiquette Of Boning Your Daughter’s Best Friend
‘Thank you for your concern regarding adherence to established procedures before fucking your daughter’s best friend.’ Read more
Bad Advice On Wedding Gifts And Other People’s Children
Welcome to our latest Bad Advice column! Stay tuned every Tuesday for more terrible guidance based on actual letters. Read more
Bad Advice On Making A Custom Thong Bikini For Your 7-Year-Old
Welcome to our latest Bad Advice column! Stay tuned every Tuesday for more terrible guidance based on actual letters. Read more
Bad Advice On The Sexual Propriety Of Brown People Vs. White People
Brown people are super sexual in an inappropriate way and white people are normal sexual in a regular way, as evidenced by the fact that one time you installed a toilet with your brother without fucking him. Read more