All the internet-based outlets wanted The Princess to write for exposure. Read more
Adult Fairy Tales For Millennials
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Bad Advice On Obsessing Over The Sexual History Of Your Child’s Lover
Welcome to our Bad Advice column! Stay tuned every Tuesday for more terrible guidance based on actual letters. Read more
Bad Advice On Staying With A Trump Supporter For The Great Sex
Welcome to our latest Bad Advice column! Stay tuned every Tuesday for more terrible guidance based on actual letters. Read more
Public Transit Mindfulness For The ‘Summer Of Hell’
These meditations work year-round for making any public transportation surroundings perfectly ‘normal.’ (As opposed to a demoralizing hell-scape.) Read more
Bad Advice On Demanding Your Daughter’s Virginity
Welcome to our latest Bad Advice column! Stay tuned every Tuesday for more terrible guidance based on actual letters. Read more
‘Gentlemen Prefer Hanes’! (And Other Useful Lessons From 1977)
Have you ever worn a pair of nylons? No? Then consider yourself #blessed. Read more
Bad Advice On The Bougie-Butt Kings Of American Capitalism
Welcome to our latest Bad Advice column! Stay tuned every Tuesday for more terrible guidance based on actual letters. Read more
Bad Advice On ‘Extremely Well-Endowed’ Exes
Welcome to our latest Bad Advice column! Stay tuned every Tuesday for more terrible guidance based on actual letters. Read more
Bad Advice On Calling Women ‘The Mrs.’
It is a sorry thing that this young bride continues to entertain fantasies about self-determination. Read more
A Shit Of One’s Own
With utmost respect for Virginia Woolf. Read more