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Congratulations On Your New Baby, Who Must Save Us All
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If It Ain’t Woke, Don’t Fuck It: The Resistance-Era Dating Test
Want to join the dating app Snoflake? Just answer these 11 simple questions. Read more
This Pie Is Better Than The Birth Of My Child
The first time I saw my child and held him— that pales in comparison to this pie. Read more
Gifts To Give Your Trump-Supporting Family!
With our country so divided by politics (and so very angry!), it’s hard to know what to get your Trump-loving relatives for the holidays. But have no fear! This guide will arm you with bucket loads of holiday . . . sorry, CHRISTMAS cheer. Read more
My Cover Letter To Join Trump’s Cabinet
To Whom it May Concern: I am writing to apply for a position in the Trump cabinet. It doesn’t matter which position — as a rich white man I believe I am qualified to serve in all of them. I have decades of experience being both white and rich. Like President-elect Trump I worked very hard to earn the Read more
Bad Advice On Bitchy Women And Gay Police
Women, all three-point-whatever-miserable-billion of them, are not to be dealt with. What woman on earth does not yearn to meet a man so that she can reproduce with him and then divest him of his hard-earned money? Read more
Bad Advice On Baby Showers For Dads
Is there anything more foul than the scoundrel who takes an interest in the rearing of his offspring? Read more
Terrifying Horror Scripts About Reproductive Health Care
You want scary? This is scary. Read more
A Love Poem To The Finger-Waggling Trucker
By Teresa Spencer Welcome to our series “Love Poems to Cat Callers”! Every week we’ll bring you a new poem by Teresa Spencer, read by a different woman celebrating the joy that is being sexually degraded on the street. This week, Anne Thériault reads her tender homage. https://medium.com/media/bc0f2e73c4b2a29049ebbef370aab6f2/href To the Trucker A prose poem to the trucker who Read more
What I Mean When I Say ‘YAAAAAAS Queen’
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