Beauty only comes in a limited range of sizes, colors, and abilities, and anyone who falls outside that range is prone to destroying weddings, which don’t count unless everyone involved looks like they jumped out of the placeholder in a JC Penney picture frame. Read more
Have you ever worn a pair of nylons? No? Then consider yourself #blessed. Read more
Welcome to our latest Bad Advice column! Stay tuned every Tuesday for more terrible guidance based on actual letters. Read more
There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest that, historically speaking, humans have waged elaborate and often murderous campaigns in order to assert their political and social dominance over others. Read more
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It is a sorry thing that this young bride continues to entertain fantasies about self-determination. Read more
With utmost respect for Virginia Woolf. Read more
Warmest wishes on the blessed birth of your son; we look forward to the day he sets us free. Read more
YES, THIS IS SATIRE. HOW ARE SO MANY PEOPLE DEFENDING NAZIS. Read more
The first time I saw my child and held him— that pales in comparison to this pie. Read more
